Twat hat Saturday

The other day, while I was banging on about my motoring triumphs that in reality are nothing to write home about, I mentioned visiting my friend Hannah but I didn't tell you why I was visiting her, did I? Well, I am very pleased to tell you that I was at her house to collect an award, there was no read carpet leading to her door and no paps about but there was juice and cake, and an award. I am the proud winner of her competition #twathatsaturday, I got a brilliant handmade @Onegirl1cup mug. It's like getting an Oscar only better because you can't drink out of an Oscar can you? I'm sure you're dying to know what I did to win such a prestigious title, well I tweeted a picture of myself and our friend Leanne looking like twats in hats and Hannah judged us to be the best twats in hats that day, I'm pretty sure we're the best ever but I wouldn't like to put any of you off entering in future.

You're dying to see the winning picture, aren't you?

I've cropped Leanne out of this, I figured she may not want her picture plastered all over the internet. It's an old picture from a day out at Port Sunlight Village - a little place you should definitely go to if you ever get the chance.

Anyway, the important thing here is I won a prize, I never win anything so it was especially brilliant. I had no idea what my prize was going to be but I was bloody thrilled with what I got. Here I am modelling it (looking like a twat with the mug to prove it) when we stopped off at the shops on the way home from Hannah's. I am not sure how I managed not to get kicked out of there while I fished around in my bag, unwrapped the mug, tried on stupid hats and took about 42 pictures in a bid to get a half decent one, all the while my fringe was jabbing me in the eyeballs.

Are you jealous of it? I bet you are. You can get your own one with whatever you want painted onto it, have a word with Hannah and she'll make something awesome just for you.

Have you ever won something? What was it? 

Edit: this isn't a sponsored post, by the way